LONGHORN JOKES The Eyes Of Texas Are Upon Us. And what they see is a Sea Of Red!!! HORN FAN A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Horn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Horn fans too. Not knowing what a Hornfan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Johnny has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Horn fan" he retorts. "Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Husker fan!" boasts the little boy. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he is a Husker fan. Well, my Dad and Mom are Husker fans, so I'm a Husker fan too, he responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Johnny smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Horn fan." Send Us Your Nebraska Fun & Jokes! Click here Please let us know if we can use your first name & last initial. Please keep them clean. A bit racy is fine. Your Longhorn Joke