MIZZOU JOKES Gotta love Nebraska's neighbors to the southeast. A Missouri fan called the hospital saying "My wife is having a baby, what should I do?" The nurse asked, "Is this her first baby?" The Tiger fan replied, "No, this is her husband." -- Q: How many Missouri fans does it take to eat a 'possum? A: Three. One to eat the 'possum and two to watch for cars. -- Q: What did the Missouri Tiger fan do after coming upon a stop sign in Columbia? A: I don't know - he's still there. -- Q: What do you get when you cross a Missouri Tiger and a ground hog? A: 6 more weeks of bad football, and 23 years of futility against Nebraska. Send Us Your Nebraska Fun & Jokes! Click here Please let us know if we can use your first name & last initial. Please keep them clean. A bit racy is fine. Your Mizzou Joke