SAVE THE HUSKERS 10 steps to salvage a sewer sandwich of a season A Fall 2002 campaign memo to all Nebraska fans who are losing heart 1. Feed the offensive linemen more beef. 2. Have cheerleaders taunt opposing team by singing "The wheels on the bus go round and round" and other children songs all game long. 3. Get a new mascot. It shall be called "The Spirit of Devaney." Have someone dress up as Bob Devaney and have him stroll the sidelines yelling and swearing to inspire the fans, the coaches and the players. 4. Chuck the option. Lets face it, after 30 years, the option is fooling nobody anymore. 5. The 3 strikes and your out rule. Stop running a play if it fails 3 times during the game. i.e. running up the middle. 6. The Blackshirts must wear pink jersys in practice. 7. For failure to coach defense, the defensive coaches must take "TACKLE" class, a spinoff of "STOP" class. 8. Clone an army of Eric Crouches. 9. Implement the designated coach rule. Every quarter, pick at a random fan from the stands, a fan who will take over the play calling for a set of downs or two. 10. Throw a Hail Mary every first down. What? We got nothing else to lose. Bonus: Every player and coach must take, Richie Incognito's class on "Anger: Go ahead and slam your opposition's head forcibly to the ground and feel good about it." Received from Glinda of Lincoln Send Us Your Nebraska Fun & Jokes! Click here Please let us know if we can use your first name & last initial. Please keep them clean. A bit racy is fine. Post Feedback