WHY DOESN'T NEBRASKA HAVE A PRO FOOTBALL TEAM? Ok, got a joke for you....my aunt and uncle heard it at the Reba concert this weekend...let's hope I get it right... Why doesn't Nebraska have a professional football team?? Because then Denver and Chicago would think they needed one too... Ha ha ha....I just about fell off my chair...I guess the joke did not go over too well in Greeley, CO though.. See ya..J J.K. Livin' Send Us Your Nebraska Fun & Jokes! Click here Please let us know if we can use your first name & last initial. Please keep them clean. A bit racy is fine. Post A Joke