"SURVIVOR" NEBRASKA STYLE Nebraska Style Survivor! Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Nebraska is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Nebraska Style." The contestants will start in Omaha, travel up to South Sioux City and on to Norfolk and Columbus. Then they will head over to Grand Island and up to Kearney and Ogallala. From there they will proceed up to Scottsbluff and Valentine. Then back down through North Platte, McCook, Red Cloud and Superior ....all the way over to Lincoln and back to Omaha. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm a vegetarian. Steak clogs your arteries. The Huskers stink. Go Raiders! Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2004. Deer-hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one that makes it back to Omaha alive, wins. -From anonymous email Send Us Your Nebraska Fun & Jokes! Click here Please let us know if we can use your first name & last initial. Please keep them clean. A bit racy is fine. Post A Joke